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I may be smiling at front of you but in my mind, I have killed you 1000 times.
I trash paper when I hate a person and can’t tell him.

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Karma is my best friend; it never forgets bad people.

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I hate double faced people it is hard to decide where to hit first.

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People are mad that’s why they say why are you happy? When actually I’m sad.

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Teachers are a kind of Devils who never let me to see full dream during my nap.

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Millions of trees are used to make papers then why we should give exams?

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Mom says:” Follow your dreams” then I go back to bed.

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Don’t like me! Fine, I am not born to impress you.

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It’s the most terrible scene when you made high score and suddenly Wi-Fi connection is switched off.

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During my whole childhood, I thought to walk on zebra crossing means to walk on the zebra.

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I hate it most when I just start to eat something and my sibling snatches it and at once eats it.

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The best way to impress old people is to admire that they have done too much work in their youth.

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Why we can’t draw something on the walls of the drawing room of our home?

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During the day I don’t believe in Devils and divines but at night I’m more open minded.

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Old People on marriage ceremonies say to me: “You are next “and I on funeral say: ” You are next “.

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I love karma.

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I fight my whole childhood for TV remote control and car front seat.

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I never got an answer that why there are open nuts and bolts on side of a bed.

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I think a lot that what I think when I think something.

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Actually, I’m not funny but I speak funny things.

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I hate it when I write a text of two pages and my friend replies to me, ok!

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Don’t like me! good just buy a map and go to hell.

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I hate the one who asks me that I’m done when they are watching my work and still asking.

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Dear Karma I have a list of people you missed.

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I and owl are awakening whole night, oh! How genius we are.

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A dear pimple,  from now I’m going to charge you to live on my face.

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Why this weekend ends to fast.

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There is a very strong relation between my mom and Girlfriend.

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Why the only prince comes in girls dream & not  sweet barber

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For me, as a boy, not beauty matters only the reflection of million dollars are enough for me

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She is sweet simple and pretty all these words come to my mind after watching in mirror

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Oh god she likes dog and me?

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