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I am not lazy, i am just on Energy Saving Mood 😛

If you can not convince them, confuse them

i know i am awesome, so i don’t care about your opinion

i was born intelligent but education ruined me.

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

All my time i think air was free until i bought bag of chips.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth,

On the internet you can be anything you want, most of people choose to be stupid.

My boss told me to have a good day…so I went home

Good girls are found in every corner of earth, but unfortunately earth is round.

I am not crazy, I prefer the term mentally Hilarious.

Some people are so full of shit!!They should have flushing handles instead of ears.

I am a prime minister that is why I am not seen in morning …I am pm not am

I don’t always study, but when I do, I make sure my parents are watching me.

I am not Old, I am recycled teenager ..

You are in that category of people I love to punch in the face.

Brain is a Bermuda triangle, when information goes in, it never found again.

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After Tuesday even calendar goes WTF.

Home is the place where I look ugly and I enjoyed it.

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.

I hate when you have to be SO NICE to someone I really want to throw a brick at.

I Still Laugh When the KETCHUP Bottle “FARTS”

How do I like my EGGS???umm in a cake.

If you Tickle me,I am not responsible for your injuries .

Do you know what would look good on you?? ME

3 am phone call!! Hey are you asleep??NO** I am skydiving

I love my pillow,because it gives me so much hair styles every day.

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

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I hait it wen steeped pepul spell stuf rong 😛

Better to marry with FBI agent then Jealous Women.