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Funny Punjabi Status In Punjabi Language

 

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kash twade munh ty chicken poks dy danne hunde

  chand ty tusi he o
  tarre v naal hunde………

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*  15 mint baad twanu
    priyanka chopara
    aishwaraya
    katrina
    ty priety di call aye gi
    o mera phone num mangan giyan
    plz na dain…..

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*   Bv ny shohar nu cal kiti
    kithy o tusi????????
    shohar
    tenu o gold shop yad ay na  jithy tenu dimond da ik set psnd aya c
        bv
     han han yad ay
       shohar
    y ma kea c ma tere lai ik din ay zaror kharidan ga
    bv khushi na han han janu ma sadky jawan
    meri jan,ma qurban,,,,,,
    menu changi trhan yad ay,,,,,,
          shohar
    ma ody naal wali dukan ty tindd kra rea wan,,,,,,,
     happy garmi days……….

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*   Ek shakhs nu khwab vich mere num di ziyarat hoi
         SUBHANALLAH
    ohne ade ch 100 da load kraya
    1 ghanty ch onu 5000 da note milya

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*   1 kurri ny 200 da load kraya
    onu sirf 3 din ch england da visa agya
    1 ourat ny jhoot samjh k delete kr dita
    oda mobile gwach gya
    mera kam c tanu dasna agy twadhi marzi
   50 da loa v chal jaye ga apnyan wasty discount ha
   “haaq baba sach baba
    100 da load sutt kaka”……

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*   Kurri waleya ny munde nu pochiya : tu non-veg ay????
    munda : han g sharab ,jua,sigrate pindda wan .
    kurri waly : sb ty tere ch -ve aye kujj +ve v aye
    munda: han ji HIV+………….

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*   Kurriyan wich koi sassi nu labhda
    ty koi labhda heer nu
    asi ty mittro sahiba nu labhna
    ty  kuttne raaj k odhy veer…..
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*   Husbnad: rat ma ek movie wekhi
    ik chdail kadi mere agge kadi pichy.
    wife: keddi movie wekhi?
    husband: apne viyah di ……hahaha….

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*    Dill nu chhoo lyn waliyan kujj linan,,,,,!
      jeddi kardi c umar bhar sath nibhan dy wady
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      ;;;;;pagal…;;;;
      aj samosy peechy ladd pai….!!!!

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*    Sawaan diyan raatan wich , peejiyan barsatan wich assi aye he sochdy ann k,
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     raat nu majan kithy bannah gy…………

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*   1 dafa 1 baba ji ny bus ch 1 kurri nu japphi paa lai
     kurri: what are you doing?
     baba ji: kismat naal milda kamliye pyaar bazurgaa daa………….hahahaha……..

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*   2 sardaran nu 2 bomb milde ne,
    1st sardar: chal police nu dy andde ann.
    2nd sardar: jy koi bomb raste ch phat gya te???????
    1st sardar: jhoot bol daa gy k 1 e milya c …….

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*   O menu vekhi janddi c, ma onu  vekhda janda c
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     O menu vekhi janddi c, ma onu  vekhda janda c
      na onu parcha anda c . na menu parcha anda c ……
*    History teacher: muslmanan ny kado tk raaj kita ?
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      sardar: page no 15 to 25 tak…..
*    Ek sardar rozana 2 ghante dua karta ,
     “hy vahe guru meri lottery lagade.”
     11 saal baad vahe guru guse ch sachi ajande ne te kehnde ne ,” khoti dea               puttra 1 vari ticket te ly le…….

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*     Mere mobile nu sakoon mil gya

      inbox ch message da phool khil gya
      twada message c ya kaily da chilkka
      jenu pardhy he mera dill phisal gya……

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*     Sardar: kal jo shampoo lia c
      odhe nal free gift dy
      dukandar: ade nal free gift nai ay,,,,,
      sardar: pagal samjhya ay??????
      utte likhya ay,,,,, “dendruff free…….
*    Mai kea dill rubba  one kea paise wikha
     ma kea aise nai,,,,,
     une kea kidda nai???
     ma kea mehngai ay
     onne kea ja tu mera pai ay………….
*    Ek tusi sharmandey boht o,
     ek tusi itrandey boht o,
     dill karda ha tuhano dinner ty lay jawan,
     per tusi khandey v boht o………
*    Oh ty aj v sanu waikh k muskurandey ny
      aye te onha dy bachy he kaminey ny
      jo sanu mamu mamu bulandy ny……..
*    Chintoo: yar! mintoo ay sab log kyoon pajj raye ny ????
      mintoo: ay sab race laga raye ny cup jeetan lai,,,,
      chintoo: ty cup kinoo mily ga?????
      mintoo: jo race jeete ga.
      chintoo: ty baqi sab kyoon pajj rahy ny!!!!????………….
*    Bantoo ty pinkoo ek vari india gay
     ty kisi ny onha nu kuch bohtti pila ditti
     bantoo: yar tenu pata ay hindustan ty pakistan di jung hoon wali ay
     pinko: sanu ki yar . asi ty india ch hain……………..